Who Do You Think You Are?
To Whom It May Concern, My intent behind this letter is not to gain anything free or really gain anything at all except perhaps a peace of mind. I have been a faithful member with LA Fitness for over...
View ArticleQuestions
I get questions often and someone on 3FC posted this series. I thought I’d share my answers and I’m happy to field any other questions. I’ve made a “questions” page where I’ll post any and all...
View ArticleSquat Challenge
Yesterday I started a squat challenge at approximately 7:30am and then went for a run at 3pm. I could already feel the squats in my thighs when I went for a run and suddenly, 2 miles in my entire...
View ArticleSTOP
And put on your “judgement free” hat before you continue reading this. Seriously, I just had the worst, pretentious, lunk moment. So, stop. I don’t want any of these judgy, pissed off faces reading –...
View Article35%
My official weigh in at WW on Saturday morning was 211.00. That is 35% of my highest weight lost forever. 35% – that is insane. My first goal is to hit 199 (obviously) but I am ultimately looking to...
View ArticleWTF are you doing?
A few people have asked me wtf I’m doing recently pertaining to my “diet.” With multiple people asking me, I stopped to actually think about it. You can overlook one or two people asking, but multiple...
View ArticleWho Is This Bitch?
To the woman who watches me in spin and chugs her Haterade, Fuck you. Your “Good Job” and condescending pat on the back as I left spin 15 minutes early is noted. What you don’t know is that I started...
View ArticleCarrot Cake Oatmeal
I love oatmeal. I love oatmeal cream pies, I love oatmeal cookies, I love based bread, I just really effing love oatmeal. I also really love carrot cake. Carrot cake with a cream cheese frosting. A...
View ArticlePLEASE HELP!!! MISSING PERSON: Exercise Nutjob
How do I get it back? The girl to the left weighs about what I do now and LOVES exercising. HAVE YOU SEEN HER? That is a LEGIT question, y’all. I need help. I really miss this girl that ran 7 miles...
View ArticleWhat is fear?
A couple of months ago I posted on my fatty forums about needing help with going to the gym with my schedule. I got a resounding, “If it’s important enough to you, you’ll find a way.” That couldn’t be...
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